My Mom returneth!

It has been about a month since my Mom answered a question in her very own section of the Weeblo. Turns out she had been away on vacation for a bit. She claims she went to Michigan to visit her new granddaughter (a real cutie!), but I'm pretty sure she was at a top-secret MENSA conference. Apparently it's becoming too easy for really smart people to join, so they brought my mom in to proofread the exam and "toughen it up a bit."

Whereever she went, she came back fully refreshed and clearly on a different plane than anyone else. To wit, her first email to me upon her return contained this nugget:

"Dad said you didn't golf on Sunday because you had a birthday party to attend. How come you didn't golf on Sunday?"

What the heck? After I uncrossed my eyes, it became clear to me that I could not reply to this email. While away, she had uncovered a new approach to communication -- state a fact, then question that very fact using the same wording. Truly the mark of a genius.

Anyway, read what she has to say about vegetable gardens....