You don't change ORF in mid-stream....
...unless ORF changes itself in mid-stream.
Which is why, starting today, we are changing our onion ring supplier. Apollo Sub & Pizza, the venerable institution right down the street, and for reasons we have not grasped yet, decided to offer smaller onion rings over the last couple weeks. Perhaps there's a global onion shortage I'm not aware of, but the smaller rings have definitely cramped the last couple ORFs. And if there's one thing we will not tolerate, it's a sub-par ORF.
So, we will head 100 yards further up the street to Center Pizza, and we'll give their rings a whirl. For as our founding fathers once declared, "'Tis far better to have fewer large onion rings, than to have many smaller rings."
Which is why, starting today, we are changing our onion ring supplier. Apollo Sub & Pizza, the venerable institution right down the street, and for reasons we have not grasped yet, decided to offer smaller onion rings over the last couple weeks. Perhaps there's a global onion shortage I'm not aware of, but the smaller rings have definitely cramped the last couple ORFs. And if there's one thing we will not tolerate, it's a sub-par ORF.
So, we will head 100 yards further up the street to Center Pizza, and we'll give their rings a whirl. For as our founding fathers once declared, "'Tis far better to have fewer large onion rings, than to have many smaller rings."
