One leg short of a stool

At our last quarterly meeting, we drew straws to see who gets to go on vacation this year. Gavin won, and is thus officially out of the office this week. Well, not really, since he brought his laptop and has sent us emails three straight days. You can take G-Dog out of the office, but...well, you know the rest.

Anyhoo, that leaves CK and I in charge of affairs. Considering I forgot my office keys this morning and then came in to see my computer with the Blue Screen of Death, I'd recommend shorting whatever Skeey stock you have. CK and I alone is like removing Curly from The Three Stooges. Instead of three guys engaged in wacky antics, you just have two guys with goofy haircuts.