On the other hand, we have the truth

You know how wrestlers have theme songs that get played over the loudspeakers when they come out of the tunnel? It's great stuff, especially Hulk Hogan and "I am a real American". Gets your blood going and you get almost excited enough to put down the Cheetos and start pumping iron.

Anyhoo, where was I? Oh yeah -- CK insists that he has his theme song playing whenever he works. Don't believe me? The webcam never lies.