Employee Survey #1

Our esteemed intern Tom has been around for four days. That's plenty of time for him to learn the company, discuss long-term goals with HR, figure out who he can make fun of, etc. And as part of our employee education process, we are making his first employee survey available to the public.

1) Is it fair to say that the last week has been the greatest
week of your life?

[x] Yes
[ ] Pretty much

2) When you walked into the office, you probably noticed a distinct smell. Did you view that as the smell of success, or the smell of three guys that rarely shower?

[x] Success
[ ] Lack of soap

3) Which of us has made the biggest impact on your life?

[ ] Al
[ ] Gavin
[x] Zuzu
[ ] Robo
[ ] Someone else

4) In a word, describe CK's fascination with his hair?

[x] Silly - Impressed am I by his bouffanted coif of hockey hair
[ ] Obsessive
[ ] Girlish

5) When you tell your female friends that you work with three studs, their first reaction is:

[ ] "Woo hoo, how do I get a job there?"
[ ] "No, there's only two of them"
[x] "That Gavin is especially dreamy"
[ ] "I've seen the webcam. No comment."