Fun with Google

Step 1: Google your name. Helps if you have a common name.

Step 2: Find snippets of text that are funny as they reflect upon you.

Step 3: Enjoy the hilarity that ensues.

Examples when searching for my name....

• BaseballLibrary.com
  "...was too awkward and unreliable"
  
  
• Voice123.com
  "A new talent who is fresh in the business"
  
  
• AlShawPatioCovers.com
  "Southern Californias premier builder of custom patio covers"
  
  
• Amazon
  "...a rather eccentric fellow who is a very difficult person to like"
  
  
• Hermit.org
  "...is the very nasty right hand man"
  
  
• RottenTomatoes.com
  "...expends all his energies and time at the 'smash palace'"
  
  
• TheWBALChannel.com
  "...was willing to go to any length to just get a good night's rest"
  
  
• Joi.org
  "...who is studying philosophy, said, "They should be," adding, 'They're doughy.'"