ALOHA!!!

Just a few short weeks until I'm off to Hawaii for my best friend Danny's wedding. Apparently my last name, "KANE", translates to "men's urinal" in Hawaiian. How fitting. I can see it now...I'm in for a week of snickering hotel receptionists, sneering car rental associates, and giggling Hawaiian family members.

I may have to change my last name to "Greenbaum" just for the vacation. Although, knowing my luck, that would translate to "man who dresses in women's clothing and sings Shirley Temple showtunes." (How fitting).