B-O-R-E-D

CK in Ireland, Gavin in Italy, me in Canton. Dark cold basements aren't really meant for one person. I might have to go buy a volleyball, smear some blood on it, and start talking to it. However, I'd call him Spalding, and then say stuff like, "You're playing golf today, Spalding."

First person to know the two movies referenced above gets a nice cold Fresca.