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It is no secret, 'The Book of Secrets' is terrible

So I knew going into the theater that this wasn't going to be a good movie. Shockingly enough, my expectations were still too high. This is one of the worst films ever. It has a presidential kidnapping, a B&E in the Oval Office, a terrible car chase, a gold city hidden in Mount Rushmore and of course, Nick Cage. Don't ask me why I went, renting 'Teen Wolf' would have been a better use of my time.

Movin' on Out

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Can you pick up some milk... and a leather jacket?

I was at my local Shaw's the other day and passed the meat department and noticed a display for (p)leather jackets. I guess the Shaw's marketing department thought it was a good idea. "Let's put the animal hide next to the meat. It won't seem out of place that way." Upton Sinclair is rolling over in his grave.

Bloomin' vs. Awesome

So, a few friends of mine wanted to put to rest the age old debate of who has the better onion, Chili's or Outback. Drum roll please... Outback won in a unanimous vote. The Bloomin' Onion won in all categories; taste, texture, spiciness, crispiness and the "does not taste like KFC" category.

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Summer vaca

"Mommy, how come Uncle Al hasn't posted anything in a really long time?
I'm very concerned!"

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"Don't worry, him and his friends are just chilling out, enjoying the nice weather, and taking it easy. They'll be back in September."

"Oh. Hah hah. He's funny! But enough about him. Please dress me up."

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"This doesn't make me look like Aunt Jemima, does it?
Gosh darnit Mommy, sometimes you make me so mad!"